These are some funny quotes on friendship that may remind you of the kind of friendship you have with your best friends that you have known forever . People say that friends are god’s way of making up for our own families. You spend some of the best moments in your life with your friends , those moments that you cannot even imagine sharing with your family. You have done the silliest, the funniest , craziest and the most awkward things when you’ve almost embarrassed yourself with them, things that you cannot even share with anyone else. A lot has been said and written about friendship over the years, much of it little corny. Obviously, friends mean the world to each one of us, and there’s a time and a place for those mushy expressions of BFF love that you would want to express funnily. We should also find time to celebrate the fun side of friendship, the laughter, the good times, the glorious, goofy hi jinks.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
It’s so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.
With great girlfriend comes great expenses.
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run. –
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.” –
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married..
I want to change my name on Facebook to “Nobody,” so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say “Nobody likes this.”
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
If you didn’t see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don’t invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
“I miss you like an idiot misses the point.”
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ … I’ll turn around.
A friend in need a friend to be avoided.
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me .
With great girlfriend comes great expenses.
You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Don’t be stupid, it might make you famous.
“I miss you like an idiot misses the point.”
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. –
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.
“I miss you like an idiot misses the point.”
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
It’s so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. –
I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you have two hands.
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society
You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
I want to change my name on Facebook to “Nobody,” so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say “Nobody likes this.”
If you didn’t see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don’t invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ … I’ll turn around.
A friend in need a friend to be avoided.
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me .
Don’t be stupid, it might make you famous.
“I miss you like an idiot misses the point.”
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. –
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see. –
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married..
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you have two hands.
I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run. –
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.” –
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see. –
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time
Life always comes with hurdles and confronts you with challenges. It throws curveballs at you and pulls you down. In fact, life can sometimes be so nasty that you simply don’t feel like getting back up to resume winning your dreams. Nothing good ever comes easy, so we should be happy that we are coming through with obstacles in life that can help us learn and evolve. Having a humorous perspective can make any unpleasant situations a lot more bearable. When you’re able to see things with a little humor without taking it negatively at all, you’ll quickly develop the necessary courage and determination that prevent you from quitting what you do. Life isn’t meant to be lived in a particular way, you should be able to live it in a way you want it to be like, not in an analytical and serious manner. Who would want to live such a cold and overly artificial perhaps even robolike ife? Individuals who have integrated humor into their lives do not only laugh more often but gain success and try to stay motivated and positive all the time.
Even though it is just the old witty sayings, comedy or jokes has always had a way of making us realize we’re all going through the same stuff in this fast paced life. Life is not easy, but it is certainly guaranteed to not be the worst. Sometimes all you can do is laugh and get ready for the next curve that comes your way.Accept the good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life. It will be worth it in the end even before you know it for yourself. Isn’t it great how humor and fun goes easily hand in hand and are capable of quickly making bleak situations seem a lot more positive? They can be used as such excellent tools for calming people down and handling heated situations when everything is falling apart. In fact, the right humorous word at the right time can work wonders no matter how sad or off the mood you are. The beauty of humor lies in its ability to help you view life in a much more positive light to overcome all the obstacles that come your way. Perhaps, you’ve even noticed how a little humor or a funny remark could almost instantly change your own and other people’s mood surrounded by you.
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